Friday, March 6, 2009

They Don't Serve Breakfast in Heaven Either

This is the most depressing Christian song in history.


Anonymous said...

Several things:

#1. If there is no mo' bacon, Kelly is going to be very disappointed in heaven.

#2. We wanted to listen to see if he could actually name breakfast foods for 5 plus minutes.

#3. Clearly he couldn't because I have never had a soda pop and a beef steak for breakfast.

#4. His accompaniment was the most pitiful, soul sista I have ever seen.

Hilarious Jason! Nice new Blog pic!

Lindsay Aja

Jennifer of Dog.Yarn.Knit. said...

I don't even know what to say. I was kind of hoping for a cover of the Newsboys song. But that was more than I ever could have anticipated. No words. None.

I've gotta go lie down now...

Jennifer of Dog.Yarn.Knit. said...

I played it for my dad. Now, imagine my dad saying these things:

* "They're going to shut-down Teresa's." (Which is where he meets his best friends, and pastors of State St UMC., Paul & Bob, just about EVERY Friday.)

* "Oh no. I don't want to go no mo' [to heaven]."

* [About three minutes in...] "Porkchops? This is depressing. I've changed my mind."

At that point he left the room.

Kelly Lawson said...

Lindsay for sure addressed one of my concerns. I mean, it may be a legitimate argument that there will be no bacon in heaven, on account of how it's not Kosher and all... but to me, bacon is so heavenly. I am sure it will be there. It has to be.

This is a great post. And a TERRIBLE video.

Jennifer of Dog.Yarn.Knit. said...

I just watched this again. I found it just as rewarding.