Thursday, September 6, 2007

"Do you go here?"

At my church, I am in the process of recruiting prayer partners - adults to pray specifically and intentionally for individual youth. (No props for me for this awesome idea - direct all respect this way This morning, I went to a particular class, populated with elderly women, and had perhaps the most hilarious conversation in my life. This will surely work its way into a message one day - but for now it will be confined to the blogosphere. Read the old lady words in an old-lady voice - that makes it even better.


JB: Good morning. My name is Jason Brown, I am the youth minister here at Broadway. First I want to thank you for the chance to come and talk to you about something that I am very excited about in the life of the student ministry -

Elderly Lady 1: Do you go here?

JB: Yes. I am actually the youth minister. I work with 6th through 12th graders.

EL1: Oh, that's a good group.

JB: It is a great group! And that's why I am here to talk to you today - so often in the church we neglect two major gifts from God, prayer and Christian community. With Prayer Partners, we are not only trying to counteract that, but also to connect you in powerful ways with our young people. If you can pray, you can be a prayer partner. All you have to do is say "Dear God, be with Johnny today." and we will get you information about Johnny so you can pray for specific needs in his life.

EL2: Well, what we do here is we (information removed to protect the innocent) and we give all the money to the ELC (Early Learning Center) because they are next - they will replace us.

JB: Yes, but you have so much still to give - that's why I am here today, to ask you about becoming a Prayer Partner.

EL3: Well, we already work with the ELC.

JB: Really? I didn't know that. Well, really, all you do as a prayer partner is pray specifically for one kid.

EL2: I will think about it. I am a bit slow these days and if I don't get something done in the morning, I don't get it done at all.

JB: Oh well, you wouldn't have to do anything beyond pray for the kid. If you wanted to give them a phone call or send them a postcard, we would bless you in that endeavor but all we are really asking you to do is pray for the kid.

EL1: Do you work with the ELC kids?

JB: No ma'am, I work with the 6th - 12th graders.

EL1: Oh that's a group that needs alot of work.

JB: Well, we all need all the prayer we can get. I think I might be making this sound a little bit more complex than it is. Basically, we do all the work and give you a picture of the kid as well as some information about them. Then, you hang it on the fridge or wherever and whenever you see it you just say "Hey God, be with Johnny today."

EL3: I will think about it. I am just so busy. I have alot of grandkids.

EL4: Will there be a communication sheet in the bulletin?

JB: Actually, we can sign you up right now if you want to. I have a sign up sheet and we can get the ball rolling.

ELs1 - 6: Well, I'll think about it.

JB: Are you on crack? How hard is it to pray? (I did not actually say that)

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I am a little bit frustrated, but I understood going in that this group of folks would potentially hear "youth" and shut down. Why do the majority of folks love the kids (birth - 5th grade) and then become psycho about 6th - 12th? Is it because they challenge you? Because they don't blindly accept what you teach? Are they intimidating because they (youth) pretend to have it together and adults feel like they too have to have it together? This is not a slight on my church. Indeed, I imagine this would be a major exception to the norm of recruiting adults to pray for our young people.

What kind of Christian community can we legitimately claim if we are afraid to even pray for each other?

5 comments:

Jennifer Coomer said...

Jason, I am literally crying from laughing so hard. I can picture this all very well. And I have a feeling I know exactly the group you were talking about.

"Do you go here?" ha!

By-the-way, I�d like to volunteer to be a prayer partner.

Anonymous said...

after Jason left
1st elderly woman. Who was that? Did he say he was in the 6th grade?
2nd elderly woman. "I thought he said the 12th grade?"
lst ew. Does he want money to send him to Africa?
2ew. I am on a fixed income and I give what I can extra to the elc.
1st ew. Did he say he wanted to put his picture on my frig? I don't have room with all the doctor reminder cards.
3rd. He was very cute,He can put his picture on my fridge.Heeeeeeeeeeeee.
2nd ew. He said something about pray or was it hay.
1st ew. That's it. Pray for rain for the hay. Farmers are selling their cattle because the hay is so expensive.
2nd ew. Bless that little boy's heart. Let's pray for rain (Jason, Throughout our ministry we have had conversations with the ederly that have resulted in wonderful phrases that
bring giggles even to this day. Since John and I are getting closer to those golden years I know we will bring laughter to some unsuspecting person.

jeremiah said...

dude...
i am laughing so hard in the late hours of the night as my heart is also breaking for you.

Maybe you should hit up the ELC and ask them to pray? Sounds like they have a group pretty die hard, no holds barred, unwavering, unshakably committed ladies praying for them. They should be doing AWESOME by now.

Lookin forward to talkin some more on monday night.

Tony said...

I cannot tell you how many times I have had similar conversations. I didn't laugh, just smirked. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Then in the depth of my doldrums someone like Jennifer volunteers and then things are all right again.

Anonymous said...

it's all good. I'm afraid this post came across a bit more whiney than I intended. I thought it was more hilarious than anything.

I will definitely remember the conversation though :)

Do you go here?