Dana and I live in a duplex. This basically means someone built a big house and split it down the middle. The address is somewhat confusing - both our neighbors and us are 1605 but we are the "B" side while our neighbors are "A". So if you wanted to send me something, (like a high quality fake mustache - thanks Martins!!) you would need to make sure you put "B" on the address.
Someone attempted to send something to our neighbors who have very recently moved in. This something is small, the size of a magazine, and is covered in an opaque, black plastic.
Unfortunately, our new neighbors neglected to tell his correct new address to whichever adult magazine he prefers.
So here's the dilemma, what do I do now? Do I walk over there and say "hey, I'm Jason, I live next door - here is your pornography. (by the way, I am a minister)" Or do I do the old "doorbell-porndrop-run"?
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