Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Cut It Out

The part of me that still makes its home in the sticky hallway of junior high is stoked to see this. But that part of me knows enough to demonstrate on something other than a box, and somewhere other than my mom's basement.


Friday, May 8, 2009

Church Council Meetings





Good to know that Barack sometimes gets frustrated by old white men as well.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Class Dismissed

Two years ago (has it been that long?), about this time, I was enamored with an undersized Utah Jazz guard. He played like he spoke, with passion and class. Sadly, the gaudy purple and gold of Los Angeles can turn even Fine Derek Fisher into Douchy Derek Fisher.



Fisher later explained he was going to run through the pick and couldn't stop himself once he started going. Unfortunately for the Douchy Deuce (since he wears number 2, get it?), his dome got injured when he lifted it into Luis Scola's chin.


P.S. Dig Yao's Middle-school fu-manchu.

The Leprechaun

It could be a crackhead or a shadow, but irregardless the leprechaun has emerged from a month-long slog in the YouTube morass to claim ultimate victory! In celebration of the amateur sketch and its resounding defeat of Bubb Rubb, Cassie, Denny Hazen, and the illustrious grape stomp. I present you with this victory dance.



I will give you the gold - because you won.

If you voted for the leprechaun, throw up your camera phone and give me YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Monday, May 4, 2009

The Finals

The Clash of the YouTube Titans. Will the special Leprechaun flute silence the morning alarm clock? Will the YEEEAAH wipe out the WHOO WHOO!? Will Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis shut down camera-phones and crackheads? 1 vs. 2!!

(1)Alabama Leprechaun vs.
(2) Whistle Tips






The matchup, and the tournament, end at midnight CST Wednesday!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Final Four

Having had some time to cleanse the YouTube palate, let us allow the belly laughs to bubble once more, with the tournament's final four.

(1) Alabama Leprechaun vs.
(4) Average Homeboy


The special leprechaun flute duels the running-it-by-myself Casio keyboard.

Average Homeboy
can rap until dawn
but will he de-tree
the lep-re-chaun?





(2) Whistle Tips vs.
(3) Cassie vs. the Monster


Will the whistle tips wake up Cassie in the morning? Or will Cassie deliver another ask-kicking to the combined Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis?





Semi-Finals last until Sunday night! The battle to crown the champion commences on Monday.